I Bite My Thumb At You.

Forever wasting my life away.

20 years old.

Soon-to-be mother to Raya Aurabella Wayne.

Due November 30th 2014.

I'm just a small child with an even smaller child growing inside me.

Breastfeeding, co-sleeping, baby-wearing advocate.

Expect anything from adorable baby things to cats to crochet to politically inncorect things.

I generally follow back if I enjoy your blog.

Always open to making new friends. Specially other moms or stb moms.

I track the tag wouldyoukindlykissmyfist.

❤️👶🐱👾🎶🍼🍕

spiceyoursillylife:

The best proposal I’ll ever witness.

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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beyoncebeytwice:

why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show

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SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:WAT DOING
Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:WHERE GO
Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:I COME TOO
Dog:WAT DOING
Me:I need to open this door.
Dog:I HALP
Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:I HALP
Me:Sigh.
Dog:WHERE GOING
Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:Sure.
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No please don't you are-
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No there's no room and-
Dog:LAP
Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:RIGHT HERE
Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I AM
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:.......

Bo Burnham, Egghead (via quoted-books)

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I love you just the way you are
but you don’t see you like I do.
You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect.
Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

piranhapunk:

zubat:

"I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself."

ooooooh my god my heart

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Do not tell me to not stress about things, or to just worry about them later. This child is due NEXT MONTH. We don’t have time to worry later. Because of you we’ve been putting this off for months. But we need to get shot sorted out. Because in a month and a half I won’t be able to work. So I can’t pay bills. I can’t even feed myself. We need to come up with a plan. Ugh.

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