Forever wasting my life away.
20 going on 80.
Future mother to Raya Aurabella.
I live to be sarcastic.
Sorry not sorry for anything I post.
If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer
reblogging this again because this shit is 50$
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
I am seriously cracking up right now XD
I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.
These are hilarious!
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
important spooky countdowns
- 47 days until american horror story freakshow
- 51 days until season 5 of the walking dead
- 69 days until halloween