I Bite My Thumb At You.

Forever wasting my life away.

20 going on 80.

Cat obsessed.

Beach living.

Crochet addict.

Future mother to Raya Aurabella.

I live to be sarcastic.

Sorry not sorry for anything I post.

modestdemidov:

lacigreen:

thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

HELPFUL THING

reblogging this again because this shit is 50$

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chalkdust-n-apples:

hithertokt:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I am seriously cracking up right now XD

I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.

These are hilarious!

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camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

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snorlaxatives:

important spooky countdowns

  • 47 days until american horror story freakshow
  • 51 days until season 5 of the walking dead
  • 69 days until halloween

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